Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.
First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in our house next weekend”
Second guy: “That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool”
Third guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will re-model the kitchen for her”
They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him, “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”
Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge, and said “Fishing or sex?” and she said, “Wear sun-block”
Good one!