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    Posted Sep 27th, 2004 in Clippings With | Comments Off

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    The Boss

    One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one?”
    The assistant says, ”$2000.” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, ”This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.”

    ”What about the green one?” the man asks.

    The assistant says, ”He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”

    ”What about the red one?” the man asks.

    The assistant says, ”That one’s $10,000.”

    The man says, ”What does HE do?”

    The assistant says, ”I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”

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