If you ever wanted to create an evil plan the following site can be of help to you. Here is my evil plan.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fear, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:
Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it’ll all come together in the end.

Via http://members.tripod.com/~mrpuzuzu/plan.html

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