I Think working on an IT help desk is a special calling….
These are true Telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around the U.K

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one…

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, but it’s really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note …
Customer: No … wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… sorry ….
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Update 2/4: As some of you might have guest, that this post title “I Love MS” is an april first joke and nothing more. I do not love Microsoft nor do I endorse it. If you choose to run windows then I am sorry for you. That’s all be happy use Mac OS X or Linux.

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” ~ Jerome K. Jerome

“How would I know if I believe in love at first sight?” the sexy social climber said to her roommate. “I mean, I’ve never seen a Porsche full of money before.”

And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports on it, you know they are just evil lies. ~ Linus Torvalds

I got this in my email box a few seconds ago, and I found it really funny. I guess it’s one of those things that you sometimes do email round :P.

Hoax warnings don’t usually scare me, but this one is VERY important.

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse. This is a SCAM, they just want to see your arse.

I wish I’d got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap….