Two sure ways to tell a REALLY sexy man; the first is, he has a bad memory. I forget the second…

And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports on it, you know they are just evil lies. ~ Linus Torvalds

Go on and read, things you don’t want to hear from technical support. But before you do that I would like to tell you as a former technical support staff, on behalf of all technical support staff even though we do not say such things; we want to…

While browsing the web, I found a website that has nerd tests a it has the appropriate name as well.

I took one of their tests to find out my computer geekiness level. The results are…

Your Score Summary

Overall, you scored as follows:

• 18% scored higher (more computer geeky),
• 1% scored the same, and
• 81% scored lower (less geeky).

Compared to those in the same age group as you:

• 26% scored higher (more computer geeky),
• 1% scored the same, and
• 73% scored lower (less geeky).

What does this mean? Your computer geekiness is:

High-Level Computer Geek. All of those below you are envious of you! (…Well perhaps not the cool people)

I got this in my email box a few seconds ago, and I found it really funny. I guess it’s one of those things that you sometimes do email round :P.

Hoax warnings don’t usually scare me, but this one is VERY important.

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse. This is a SCAM, they just want to see your arse.

I wish I’d got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap….

Dear Counterfeiters,

We’re totally not trying to tell you how to run your business, but when the printer you’re using to pump out counterfeit hundies and fiddies breaks, it’s probably a good idea to remove all the fake money jammed inside of it before you send it out for repair. Otherwise you’ll end up like that gang of geniuses in Arizona which just got busted this week for pumping out $160,000 in counterfeit cash.

Your friends,
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