You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then…

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case!

The above text has arrived in my mailbox a couple of days back, and since I agree with it, I thought of sharing it with you guys here.

I would like to apologize mostly yo myself and to all of you for the luck of updates here. It’s not that I don’t have things to say, but it’s that I don’t have time to say them. I’ve been very busy.

So I will make a promise to myself and to all of you. I promise that I will work on the plugins and make both of them wp2.1 compatible, if you have any bugs or features please email me and I will see what I can do. The second promise is that I will work on a new design for this website and maybe release this one as a K2 style. I am changing the design because I feel the time for a change has come, for any suggestions please email me or comment here.

That’s all for now, and I will try to post more. Hopefully the new design will help.

I’ve never really celebrated by blogs birthday, and I am really sorry for that. But some people say that’s better late than never, and I’ll have to agree with them.

So as this blog is getting into it’s second year I gave it a new home (moved to a new server) and I am going to also make a little something. I am going to setup an option so that when the user uses internet explorer he won’t see any of the styling options, since they are broken anyway.

If you are using a browser and think you are not seeing this site as it should then drop me a line, and we will talk.

Right now I am drinking my very own Starbucks Caramel Macchiato. After getting the ingredients and a how to from Starbucks I came home but didn’t have any time to make my self, my very own Caramel Macchiato. So today I did. Some milk, espresso, vanilla syrup and caramel sauce. That’s what’s used to make the famous macchiato, which makes me wonder why the hell do I pay £3 for it. The above picture has nothing to do with a caramel macchiato, but mine didn’t look as nice as it does at Starbucks, so I decided not to take a picture of it.

Taking a sip from the coffee and remembering why do I pay £3 for it…

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