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Presidency: The greased pig in the field game of American politics. ~ Ambrose Bierce

Dictionary.com Word of the Day - voluptuary: a person devoted to luxury and the gratification of sensual appetites.

narcolepulacyi, n.: The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone in sight to also yawn. ~ “Sniglets”, Rich Hall & Friends

Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments. — Ambrose Bierce, “The Devil’s Dictionary”