- I’ve lost my number, can I have yours?
- That shirt looks really becoming on you. If I was on you I’d be coming too. (Yes, I know it’s crude :p)
- Can I borrow a piece of paper and a pen? I told my mum I’d write home when I found the perfect girl…
- If I said you had a sexy body would you hold it against me?
- *licks finger and places it on the other persons arm* Now… Let’s get you out of those wet clothes…
Thanks Linuial love them 
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