A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little amused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
“I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”
“But I always get it here,” the blonde protests.
“Do you have the container it came in?” asks the pharmacist.
“YES!” says the blonde, “I’ll go home and get it.”
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who examines it and says to her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads aloud from the container, “TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!”